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Cybersecurity Shenanigans #009: Ransomware trends, words for creatives, and cybersec jokes from the masses 👉
This month's cybersecurity scoop.
👋 Hey friend,
Hope you’re staying warm (or cool, depending on what hemisphere you’re in 😅).
There’s a lot of ground to cover in this newsletter, so I’ll keep this month’s intro brief with a quick sneak peek of what’s coming up. I’ll be hanging out soon with some scambait friends and prepping some sneaky, squirrely tools. More on both of these things soon.
Stay tuned! 🐿️
— JH
News & Commentary
As ransomware attacks increased, paid ransoms decreased 📉
So…there’s good news and bad news. 😅
The bad news is that ransomware attacks noticeably spiked in the second half of 2024. The good news? Ransoms that victims paid via cryptocurrency fell by 35% year over year, down to $814 million from $1.25 billion in 2023.
Analysts seem to think a primary reason for the decline in payments is due to law enforcement taking action. You might remember hearing about Operation Cronos early last year, which effectively halted the ransomware group LockBit in its tracks. This operation alone made payments to LockBit tank by 79%. We’ve also enforced actions and sanctions against cryptocurrency laundering services, making it harder for bad actors to process paid ransoms while remaining anonymous. Also, more victims decided enough was enough, and many flat-out refused to pay ransoms.
An attack is only as effective as its aftermath. If everyone collectively stopped paying ransoms, there’d be few (if any) ransomware attacks. Of course, it’s easy to say that paying any ransom is a bad idea…until you’re the victim. It instantly becomes a harder decision to make—but it’s nice to see that we’re trending in the right direction.
Salt Typhoon sets its sights on Cisco devices 🌎
China-based APT Salt Typhoon (or RedMike) recently ran a campaign that targeted telecommunications companies, ISPs, and universities on six continents. By exploiting known vulnerabilities (as in, known since 2023) in Cisco’s IOS XE software, the group was able to compromise more than 1,000 Cisco devices. The group knows no bounds, either, as they’re also actively targeting some of the top universities in the United States (where cutting-edge research often happens) and other countries.
Recorded Future’s write-up on this campaign surfaces a great point:
“RedMike’s exploitation of telecommunications infrastructure goes beyond technical vulnerabilities and represents a strategic intelligence threat. Persistent access to critical communications networks enables state-backed threat actors to monitor confidential conversations, manipulate data flows, and disrupt services during geopolitical conflicts.”
It’s a point I’ve brought up quite a few times: What happens on the internet is no longer contained to the four corners of our monitors. Cyberattacks have real-world consequences, including the ability for hackers to access critical communications networks and bring them down at the drop of a hat.
In this case, there’s an easy solution: patch. (Surprised? I know, me neither.) But even that can be tricky for some to adhere to. For example, while universities are lucrative targets for threat actors, they’re often woefully understaffed in terms of cybersecurity personnel. And even those universities without a staff shortage may face difficulties when it comes to patching, such as using outdated systems where threats are mitigated, not patched.
The TL;DR here: Ugh. 😅
Calling all creatives: Cybersecurity might be just the field for you 💼
I came across an article that was validating for me as someone who preaches that anyone can break into cybersecurity—especially those who think they can’t.
And perhaps ironically, it’s an article about our frenemy, AI. 😆
To embark on a cybersecurity career, it’s great to have an element of creativity. Zooming out of a situation to see the big picture. Anticipating next steps, like an intense chess match that makes you clench your jaw. Asking “what if…” and “is it possible…” using the data we do have to predict the data we don’t have.
And you know who’s really good at doing those things and asking those questions? That’s right: creatives.
Anyone can look at logs and be trained to analyze them. Like the article mentions, it’s why AI excels at reviewing logs: It’s good at finding patterns, analyzing large datasets, and knocking out repetitive tasks. It’s not that great at thinking outside the box. But humans are, especially creative ones.
This is for all the arts and humanities majors and lovers who think their right-brainedness automatically cheats them out of a career in cybersec. There’s a place for you here too, friends! 😁
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just accidentally typo'd `git vommit`
— John Hammond (@_JohnHammond)
4:39 AM • Feb 16, 2025
i just uber eats'd a microphone 😂
— John Hammond (@_JohnHammond)
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My Favorite Jokes This Month
To appease the Email Overlords, I ask new subscribers to reply to an email from me with their best joke (to make sure future newsletters don’t land in spam). And yet again, you all did not disappoint. 🤣
Here are a few of my favorite replies that landed in my inbox this month.
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. 🏴☠️
What did the moderator say to kick off the IT speed dating event? “Singles, sign on!”
Why don’t hackers ever win the lottery? Because they keep deleting their congratulations, you’ve won! emails.
A programmer is going to the store. His wife says, “Get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” The guy comes back with 12 loaves of bread. His wife says, “Why did you get so much bread?” He says, “They had eggs.”
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